This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
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He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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