I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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