I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
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IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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