i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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