So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
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enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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