I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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