WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
babies were throwing up all over the place
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
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How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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