hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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