Me too!
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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