my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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