Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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