i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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