Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
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Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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