seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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