theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
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Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
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Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I supernannyed him into submission
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