3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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