My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
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So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
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The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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