Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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