Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Oh god it's open bar.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize