i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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