it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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