Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I party with great urgency now.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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