i just had sex bonerless
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
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Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
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I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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