If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
there is puke in my bra ... again
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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