As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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