Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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