office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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