did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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