Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I love having hate sex.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
ok first of all what the fuck
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