i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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