Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
too bad you live with your parents still
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
