I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
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...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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