ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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