Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
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