that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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