You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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