Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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