You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
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It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
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He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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