i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Soap is not a condiment
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Randomize
