Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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