The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
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No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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