oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
