she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
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I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
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Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
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