that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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