You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Randomize
