i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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