She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
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Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
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Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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