She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
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My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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