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i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
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Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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