we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
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You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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