I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
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