My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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