Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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