need another drink. this is the easiest way
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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