I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
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They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
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Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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