Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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