yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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