I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
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I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
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After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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