Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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